dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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