everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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