I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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