She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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