My hand turned me down
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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