booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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