...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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