i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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