the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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