I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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