were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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