i think i have herpe
just one?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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