WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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