But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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