That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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