He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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