I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
