So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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