We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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