i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Randomize
