Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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