Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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