Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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