Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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