oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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