I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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