Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
is wine microwaveable?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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