Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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