road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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