I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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