I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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