this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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