I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
worst night to have a conscience
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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