tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power