i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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