i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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