you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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