Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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