Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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