I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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