i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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