she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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