Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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