were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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