So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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