I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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