is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My penis needs a shock collar
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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