found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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