I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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