Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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