Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it because I queefed?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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