You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am mentally ready for anal.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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