i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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