well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?