You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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